My name’s Luna de Rossi. No, no, don’t bother with Google, boys, I’m ex-Google. I’ve been in Paris for a week, I left Bordeaux because I was bored out of my head. And dying of boredom is not on my list of things to do. I don’t belong to anyone. Or rather I belong to everyone: a sort of Site of Special Sexual Interest. I’m a lie with perfect vital statistics declaring war on perfidious truth. I’d like to flow into your veins then spread myself from horizon to horizon. Over 69 drops I’ll go inside your head and I’ll make it spin for a fair while. I will show you what you need to see and tell you what you need to know. Come along, devour me orderly from 1 to 69.