A few days ago, there was a meteor shower in Idaho. This wasn't an ordinary meteor shower. It was debris from a planet that exploded millions of years ago. Most of the meteors burned up in the atmosphere but one landed in a potato farm. If a human found it, they would have been granted powers over space, time, and the multi-verse. As it turned out, a potato rolled into the crater and is now the smartest and most powerful potato in the universe which still makes it pretty dumb. This collection of images chronicles the potato's journey through time and the multi-verse with more dispatches as we receive them.