I made a toy horse out of a mop to go with my lone ranger outfit when I was nine. My brother and his friend beat me up and took my stuff, they said I had to play as Tonto. So I got my eagle feather and went outside to find seven Lone Rangers in the backyard fighting over my stick horse and me Tonto… Reminisce reciting fables run out of rhymes I spill poetry on the table so let's kill all the lawyers stop the great debate I get tired of listening to what people say they hate If we could be cowboys I would be Tonto Just in case your hero doesn’t show Old man on the front porch Lord only knows what he knows sits around bitchin says he’s tired of getting old but he lights up on those days when his kids kid comes around he'd say Here is one cause you need money Two to go to the show Three to get ready Four just in case your hero doesn’t show Do you believe in this magic’s not all that the only hero here is a rabbit in a hat so let's turn up the TV stay up to late throw popcorn at the villain cause that who we hate and if we could be cowboys I would be Tonto Just in case your hero doesn’t show